Norbus: A perfect kitty

We think Norbus is a pretty perfect cat. Here are some of the ways we think she beats the internet cat competition:

She isn't a picky eater
One bag of cat food goes a long way
She gets along with everyone
She's potty-trained (no cleaning litter boxes necessary)
She's easy to photograph
She has a pleasant demeanor
Norbus is hypoallergenic
She won't scratch
She's not grumpy
She's wears her significant age very well
Her congenital differences do not prevent her from a full range of activities
She likes baths, and in fact, she will be happy to go through the washing machine and dryer
She loves outdoor adventures and will not wander off
She enjoys a beer at the pub with no ill effects on her kitty GI tract
She communicates via a very subtle but clear series of non-verbal cues that her human handlers have learned to read as a second language (very few humans get the privilege of interacting with such an intelligent animal)

What do you think? Got a more purrfect kitty? Let us know!